A 30-something who loves her booze. I was the matron of honor for one of my bestest friends and I HATE the word “matron”. But I’m married, so “maid” was out. From there came the “Lush of Honor” and it stuck!

I’m married, live in Toledo, Ohio, have 2 dogs.  My husband and I are childless by choice and intend to keep it that way.  I like drinking, eating, and most things that are bad for me.